Thursday, February 26, 2009

Singapore Macau 2009

Eh ooop, 'er's the latest episode of Paul and Jayne do Asia.......................



We have now left Cambodia and are back in Thailand, I must say it was great to be back on the smooth roads of Thailand and to be back in the land of smiles. This is a popular form of transport amongst the farmers.
This fellow aspires to be the owner of one of the trucks in the picture above! They do everything with these engines, plough, harrow, go to market, take the mother in law out for Sunday lunch!!

Not something we see much of in North Yorkshire., here they are taking a snake home for lunch: that is the snake will be their lunch, unless he is able to get his fangs into the moped driver, in which case he may become the snake's lunch!!



One of our buddies!



Taken at the wonderful historical park at Sukhothai, this incredible place was built in the 13th/14th century, that's before even John Brown was born!



On Tuesday 24th Feb we called in to an elephant conservation centre on our way to Chiang Mai. Here they are trying to help conserve the Thai elephant which are an endangered breed. These elephants are smaller and more docile than their African counterparts and can be trained to do a number of different tasks, a


After each task performed the elephant takes a bow


Two elephants working together to carry a heavy log between their tusks and their trunk.


Here two elephants move a pile of logs. Elephants were used to help clear the debris after the Tsunami. You can see why.


Here an elephant paints a picture, his handler chooses the colour, applies the paint to the brush and then hands the brush to the elephant who then paints the picture. This elephant painted a picture of two elephants.



Yes an elephant painted this picture too, imagine what they could do to your house with a roller and a tin of emulsion!!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Ankor Ruins

We had a very difficult 'Jeep' Trail 33kms long through the Cambodian jungle yesterday, here Tom and Rosalie Gatsonidies tackle a typical bit of the trail

Simon and Andrew came across these two lads whose moped had broken down, not only did they give them a lift for 20kms they then gave them $20 to get the thing fixed when they got to their village. They had great difficulty getting round the tree stump on the right, so did we, it was very narrow.

It took us two hours to do 18 miles on this route, sometimes you just didn't know where the road went.


Today ,Saturday we visited an amazing fishing village on the borders of a huge lake. The variation between the level in the rainy season and the dry season ( now) is twenty metres, so all the houses are built on stilts. The community is 20,000 strong and subsists on fishing in the lake.



We took a boat trip in a wooden boat, here we are passing under a bridge.




This was a truck, stuck on a bridge which had given way under its weight, this is a Cambodian made truck!! They had got it out by the time we came back. The black stuff is the engine oil





Happy families Cambodian style







Drying the fish they catch prior to smoking them. Hygiene is of the highest priority!!




























Ankor Temple at Siem Riep, the jungle took over and covered these ruins until Victorian times when they were re discovered. Amazing place, show this to your dentist if he really wants to see some good root work!
800yrs old and doesn't look a day over 50!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

C Cambodian taking his chickens to market, there are at least twenty each side of the bike and they are alive!!

During the Kyhmer Rouge period when Pohl Pot ruled Cambodia between 1975 and 1979 he killed all the intelligent people as well as many farmers and even his own soldiers. Here is what was once a wealthy families' house, they are probably all dead and the house has been gutted, but there are people squatting in it. We have seen lots like this. He had over two million people murdered from a populatioin of about 5-6 million.
Butchers shop Cambodian style!! I'm sure the dog under the table is well fed, the lady behind the counter doesn't look too pleased!



Bangkok and for the journey to the restaurant the organisers had hired about thirty of these Tuk Tuks, three wheeled open taxi's, what a laugh!! We tried to get our driver to speed up and overtake but he was a miserable bugger and wouldn't do it!



We have seen loads of pick ups overloaded like this, this one is on the road from Bangkok to the Cambdian border.






Royal Place ( one bit of it) in Bangkok, we are 'Palaced' and 'Templed' out !! Not to mention Bugha!



Took an early morning trip on the canals around and through Bangkok, here is a monk out collecting food, don't think I want to be a monk!





Monday, February 16, 2009

Singapore Macau Day Nine Chumphong to Bangkok.
This was a long day with over 500kms to cover before reaching our night's halt The Oriental Hotel in Bangkok located right alongside the Mae Nam Chao Phraya River. So after a lousy breakfast at the Novotel where we had an equally rotten meal the night before ,we followed the line of the coast up the Gulf of Thailand alongside spectacular white beaches, small fishing villages and unspoilt countryside with lots to see, fishermen drying their catch, a whitebait drying station, pineapples fields and so on, a really great drive.

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ohn Brown, Don Griffiths and us enjoying an early lunch at about 10am, well we did have an early start!




Whitebait laid out to dry......maybe anchovies!




















e. On the right you can see a typical Thai fishing village, on the left a lady laying out last night's catch to dry.
We then hit a busy nain road for the last 250 k's into bustling Bangkok


We had a small detour to this temple which is called
Wat Phra Mahathat Praphat.........bet your life is better for knowing that!
Moving furniture Thai style..........imagine what he could do with a Transit Van!!







































































Saturday, February 14, 2009

Valentines Day

Here are a few things not to say to your wife on Valentines Day!!

Valentine :
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
We are developing this blog and learning as we go along, now we can put a photo on with some captions!!
Here are the wonderful Petronas Twin Towers in Kuala Lumur viewed from the KL Tower where we had dinner in their revolving restaurant, we were on a high that night!!

Friday, February 13, 2009




Singapore-Macau Day Two to Day Seven

Sunday 8th February: Day Two: Malacca to Kuala Lumpur (145km/90mi)

We seem to have overcome jet-lag now – it has taken four days. Another short driving day took us on the expressway to Malaysia’s capital Kuala Lumpur. I remember it as a scruffy, noisy, dirty & unpleasant city. What a difference 30 years makes. In fact in 150 years it has gone from a hovel in the jungle to a modern metropolis of 1.8m people with pleasant parks, gardens & fountains amongst numerous skyscrapers. Its most famous landmark is the twin shiny Petronas Towers, an engineering and architectural masterpiece. Opened in 1998, the 88-storey steel-clad twin towers rise up some 452m and are the HQ of the national oil & gas company Petronas. The highest you can go is the 41st floor Skybridge which connect the twin towers.

During the afternoon we took a taxi to Merdeka Square which is the heart of the colonial district. The buildings here are truly magnificent. It was here in 1957 that Malaysia’s independence was proclaimed. The Union Jack was lowered and the Malaysian flag raised on a 100m free-standing flagpole, claimed to be the world’s tallest. We then walked through Little India with its colourful, tightly packed market stalls, cracked pavements and shops blasting out loud music. In the sweltering heat of 37 degrees C, we were glad to get a taxi back to our hotel, the Mandarin Oriental where we had all been allocated rooms on the 27th floor. We relaxed by the pool which was on the 3rd floor of an adjacent building, overlooking the city skyscrapers. That evening we were transported by coach to the KL Tower, a spectacular spike 421m (1,380 ft high) for a meal in their revolving restaurant (much like the old Post Office Tower in London). During our meal we had magnificent views of the Twin Towers and the city below, which was even more spectacular at night. Surely this will turn out to be one of the highlights of the trip.

Monday 9th February: Day Three: Kuala Lumpur to Cameron Highlands (217km/135mi)

This was another short and easy day which initially took us northwards along an expressway then, at last, into the countryside, along a very twisty road leading to the tea plantations of the Cameron Highlands. This is a vast area of rolling green hills where the temperature, between 10C and 21C, is much more acceptable. Apart from tea, this fertile area is full of vegetable, flower & strawberry farmers. We took a detour along a very narrow & steep road to the highest summit of the Highlands at 2000m (6000+ ft). We had to engage 4-wheel drive and low ratio to reach the top. That evening we dined in the hotel’s restaurant – I think the chef must have been English because the buffet menu included roast beef/Yorkshire pudding with Queens Pudding as a sweet.

Tuesday 10th February: Day Four: Cameron Highlands to Penang (306km/190mi)

We were given a number of optional visits today, the most important part being to arrive at our hotel in Penang early enough to enjoy the pool/beach facilities. As we left our hotel and continued through a number of small towns we were interested to see several Land Rovers being used as local transport – most had seen better days. There wasn’t any poverty as such, although locals do live quite a basic existence.

Choosing to visit Kellie’s Castle, an unfinished mansion built by a Scotsman in the 1920’s, Paul chatted to the guide who, when prompted, told us how proud the Malaysians are. He pointed out that, unlike certain other countries, Malaysians have never been at war with each other. Chinese, Indians, Muslims and Malaysian people all co-exist side-by-side harmoniously, each respecting the other’s culture and religion. He said that, as the country is rich in natural resources (particularly oil, hence the cheap fuel), the Government can afford to plough income back into the community, building, for example, a good network of roads. There is no un-employment benefit so people have to work, which they do with a smile on their faces. Next we visited the Perau Tong cave temple, a Buddhist meditation grotto created within limestone caves. It was a bit over-done, one of our group likening it to something between the real thing and Disneyland. As we approached Penang we were amazed at the number of skyscraper apartment blocks, wondering where all the people came from. The island of Penang is, of course, the most visited corner of Malaysia and is joined to the mainland by an impressive 9km bridge. Now that we were back on the coastal plain, the temperature was back up to 30+C, just the weather to relax by the pool side of our hotel.

Dinner proved to be yet another new dining experience – a fantastic buffet and barbeque had been laid out in the hotel gardens adjacent to the beach, complete with white tablecloths, romantic lighting and lively music. A truly perfect setting to round off the day. The only disappointment was news that the Fakhr family of three (two brothers and a son) had broken the gearbox on their Chevy Tahoe SUV and would have to fly back to the USA.

T H A I L A N D

Wednesday 11th February: Day Five: Penang to Krabi (575km/360mi)

With an estimated travel time of 10½ hours we made a pre-dawn start, being on the road at 6.45 am. Thus we avoided the worse of the traffic back across the Penang Bridge. We also had to negotiate Customs from Malaysia into Thailand. Thank goodness we had been given all the necessary forms the previous evening, and with precise & clear instructions in our Road Book, the formalities took less than an hour. Once back on the road it was immediately apparent that Thailand is not as affluent as its neighbour, at least not in this part of the countryside. Over the years it has suffered from civil disruption, military coups, random attacks by anonymous Muslims, bomb attacks and, of course, the tsunami. Nevertheless tourism is still robust and Thais still keep smiling.

We headed generally northwards on good roads, taking in the Route of the Waterfalls to break up the long journey. By late afternoon our Road Book directed us to a secure car park at our hotel’s mainland base, from where we were transferred by coach then speed boat to our sumptuous resort hotel. This was in a truly idyllic setting. Although not an island, it is impossible to reach other than by boat due to the mountainous terrain and non-existent roads. There are no piers or jetties, so we had to disembark from the speed boat onto a platform with a very long A bar attached to a tractor which pulled us out of the water onto the beach immediately in front of our hotel. We were greeted by the management and staff, the ladies being handed small garlands made up of fragrant jasmine buds threaded thickly together with marigolds & orchids. Apparently these garlands play an important part in Thai social and religious life. The orchids are not in short supply, thriving in Thailand’s tropical forests. As with all our previous hotels, we were also given a mint-scented flannel to cool our faces and hands, together with a refreshing drink. We then enjoyed a traditional English tea with scones and canapies before being escorted to our individual two-storey lodge set within the hotel grounds. The staff, some of them Japanese, were extremely gracious, always smiling genuinely and greeting you with a prayer-like-palms-together gesture, a reminder that this country is 95% Buddhist.

Thursday 12th February: Day Six: Rest Day

We chilled out by the hotel pool which was adjacent to Railay beach, a hidden gem lying behind a layer of impenetrable cliffs. This would make a good honeymoon location. Despite being careful we managed to get sun-burnt. In the evening we opted for the ‘Grotto’ barbeque, set within the limestone cliffs right on the edge of the beach. Yet another new dining experience. We returned to Reception to settle our bill. Whilst Paul queued at the counter I waited in the outside foyer. Having waited a long time, I returned to Reception but Paul was nowhere to be seen. Fortunately, and un-usually, I had my mobile with me. Paul had returned to the room, forgetting to collect me! It then took me 20 minutes to find my way back along the maze of footpaths to our individual chalet. Paul was most apologetic that he had forgotten to collect the most important person in his life!

Friday 13th February: Day Seven: Krabi to Phuket (185km/115mi)

It was quite a performance getting everyone back onto the speed-boats, which only took 14 people, together with luggage which the porters carried on their shoulders, knee deep in water (remember there is no jetty). After the coach transfer we were re-united with our vehicles by 8.30 am for a two-hour drive up the coast, before taking a longtail canoe trip through mangrove swamps and caverns to view the famous James Bond island. This was rather commercialised, with vendors trying to sell their wares. We then continued to a village built on stilts where a seafood lunch had been laid on. The heat was over-bearing so we were glad to eventually return to our Pick-up for the short drive to Phuket. Our nominated hotel, the Sheraton, was suffering from industrial action so the organisers had relocated us to the Marriott. We must have been allocated the best room in the hotel. It comprised a suite overlooking the sea at the front and the pool at the side. There was an outside balcony with a separate dining and lounging area. The floor space was probably more than the average starter-home in the U.K. Having cooled off in the pool, which consisted of a series of wide waterways zig-zagging around the gardens, we went for a walk along the beach. Wow, what a beach. It stretched for miles with barely a person in sight. No wonder Phuket is Thailand’s most popular island, being one of the world’s most famous dream destinations. Fortunately we didn’t actually drive through the town which is heavily developed.eH HHere

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Singapore-Macau 7th Feb – 8th March 2009
Organised by Hero4x4xplore
Feb 5th – 7th
Pre start and Day one

What a difference a day makes. From shovelling snow out of our driveway so we could reach Teeside airport, to eating al-fresco in Singapore’s main shopping mall in Orchard Way. This was our introduction to John Brown’s Grand Peninsular & Oriental 4x4 Adventure Drive through South-East Asia’s Golden Crescent: Singapore, Malaysia, Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Vietnam and southern China. We signed up eighteen months ago for this 9,967km/6,195 mile trek, along with 23 other participants from various countries, all of us in our own 4x4 vehicles which had been containerised and shipped out around Christmas time.

We were last in Singapore back in 1980, (Gosh, that’s nearly 30 years ago), shortly after we were married, when we were investigating business opportunities in the contact lens/optical field. We were now back to enjoy the fruits of our labour. A heavy shower en-route from airport to hotel reminded us that the climate is tropical, hot and humid with average temperatures between 23-30 degrees C. First impressions of Singapore are of a clean, quiet and very civilised city. There is absolutely no litter/graffiti/chewing gum anywhere and there is no horn-blowing. The main shopping area in Orchard Way was vibrant and busy with an incredible array of shops. Quite how they all make money is a miracle. With (Tiger!) beer priced at the equivalent of £5 and a meal for two costing £50, we know how the food/drink establishments earn their living. The hotels also know how to charge, with breakfast costing us £35! And we weren’t even at the world-renowned Raffles Hotel. Our budget had been blown within 24 hours. The people, though, are gracious, polite, helpful and well dressed.

Next day we checked out of our ‘budget’ hotel, relocating to non other than the Raffles Hotel which was the event’s H.Q. for the next two nights, so our accommodation and dinners would now be looked after. The Raffles is synonymous with Oriental opulence. Here it became clear that everything was ten times more expensive than is reasonable. We completed documentation i.e. collected road-books, event apparrel, immigration/customs/carnet paperwork to add to our already thick file, then collected our vehicle from the shippers, checked the measured distance for our trip-meter and re-acquainted ourselves with various items of luggage. We found that Paul, in addition to forgetting to pack his shaving kit and swimming trunks, had also omitted to pack any knickers whilst Jayne had omitted to pack a second bra! During the day we met up with familiar faces from previous trips to Southern Africa and Mexico/Central America. The day concluded with a reception and splendid buffet dinner at the Raffles Hotel, courtesy of the event organisers.

We felt the effects of jet-lag next day, Friday 6th February, when we awoke at 9.30 am. We scrambled out of bed and scurried down to breakfast, anxious not to miss a ‘free’ meal. The menu included Poached Chicken Breast Roulade with Wolfberry Broth & Boiled Seasonal Vegetables! The waiters/waitresses were very attentive. We noted that even the sugar lumps were individually wrapped in cellophane. This was the Tiffin Room and reminded me of the film ‘Breakfast at Tiffini’s’, albeit in more lavish surroundings. During the afternoon rather than opting for the conventional City Tour or River Cruise, we visited the Changi Museum which commemorates the WWII Allied POWs who suffered horrific treatment at the hands of the invading Japanese. The event organisers then held a briefing session back at the hotel followed by a farewell dinner at an Indo-China Restaurant located on the waterfront.




Saturday 7th February: Day One: Singapore-Malacca (255km/158mi)

A restless night last night was a reminder that our bodies hadn’t yet adjusted to being 7 hours ahead of U.K. time.
The first vehicle was flagged away at 9 a.m. from the formal Start Control on the forecourt of the Hotel to the tune of beating drums and Chinese dragons. A short drive of 30km/18mi along the expressway led us to the border post and bridge into Malaysia. This bridge used to be a causeway which was blown up by the Allied Forces during WWII in a vain attempt to stop the Japanese invasion during the retreat southwards from Malaya. I suppose Singapore could be likened to the Isle of Wight, being an island at the southern tip of mainland Malaysia. Having completed Customs/Immigration procedures, including getting our all-important Carnet stamped, we stopped for fuel & coffee at the first opportunity. Thankfully, having just left the most expensive place in the world, we were relieved to fill our empty tank with diesel costing just £20, and two coffees cost us a mere £1.

The 200km/120mi expressway run to Malacca was quickly covered, allowing us the afternoon to explore this fascinating city. Malacca is one of Malaysia’s top-drawer destinations. Owing to its strategic position on the Strait of Melaka, the city was a wealthy centre for trade with China, India, Siam (Thailand) and Indonesia, attracting waves of conquering Europeans including the Dutch, Portugese & British, each adding their own cultural influences. Modern Malacca was swept up in the sudden economic boom of the 1990’s, suffering from commercialisation and modernisation, but nonetheless offers an interesting insight into the city’s lifestyle. We roamed the busy streets, feeling hot & sticky in the afternoon heat, before taking a colourful ‘tuk-tuk’ or rick-shaw back to the hotel. We felt quite safe as conventional traffic is slow-moving and there are no nasty fumes to engulf you.